She said the water’s fine — but there’s a gator grinning below and trouble’s brewing just under the surface. The Haggard Pirate - Water’s Fine Tee - Ice Blue Heather - Men is your official uniform for humid mornings, cold boat beers, and alligator-dodging escapades. Inspired by vintage tattoo art, this bold graphic tee features a classic pin-up and a reptilian menace wrapped in paradise, making it as much a statement as it is a staple.
Crafted from a lightweight, soft poly-cotton blend, the Water’s Fine Tee delivers the comfort of your favorite worn-in shirt with a modern athletic fit that moves with you. It's tailored to flatter without clinging and holds its shape wash after wash. Pre-shrunk and tagless for zero distractions. Whether you're chasing the sun, hitting the coast, or just raising hell with your crew, this tee was built for it.
Key Features:
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Soft poly-cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Tailored athletic fit with natural stretch
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Lightweight and breathable for warm-weather wear
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Tagless and pre-shrunk for a perfect fit from day one
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Bold vintage-style screen print designed and printed in the USA
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Durable enough for adventure, stylish enough for everyday wear
Is the Water's Fine Tee good for outdoor adventures?
Absolutely. The lightweight fabric and stretch fit make it ideal for boating, hiking, or just staying cool in swampy weather.
Sizing & Availability:
Available in men's sizes S–XXL. Fits true to size. Ships fast from the USA with hassle-free returns.
Own the story. Wear the warning.
Grab your Haggard Pirate - Water’s Fine Tee - Ice Blue Heather - Men today and dive into trouble — in style.